⥀: turn left

Today I tried out the yahoo vs. google war and finally found rational reasoning as to why I have always stuck with google.

Google:
I love eating POOP.
Yahoo:
I love eating -

Google:
Can you believe that CHER'S STILL ALIVE?
Yahoo:
Can you believe that -

Google:
I got a feeling that this OWL IS REALLY CREEPY
Yahoo:
I got a feeling that this -